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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Trump Cancels Construction of USS Obama, ‘He Doesn’t Deserve It!’

Trump Cancels Construction of USS Obama, ‘He Doesn’t Deserve It!’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
This is great news for America.
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Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib Want to Institute ‘Islamic Orders of Pou’ti Ne’

Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib Want to Institute ‘Islamic Orders of Pou’ti Ne’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inReligious Satire With Bean Dip
They're trying to Sharia us!
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Rioters Tear Down Martin Luther King Statue, Call Him A ‘Sell Out’

Rioters Tear Down Martin Luther King Statue, Call Him A ‘Sell Out’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
This is a mockery of the patriots of America.
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John Elway Fires 3 Players After They Tell Fans They Will ‘Definitely Kneel’ During National Anthem

John Elway Fires 3 Players After They Tell Fans They Will ‘Definitely Kneel’ During National Anthem

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNFL Satire You Can Kneel To
He told them this would happen.
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Cuomo: “Trump Supporters are Banned from Entering NYC.”

Cuomo: “Trump Supporters are Banned from Entering NYC.”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inFake Treason Stories With Extra Mayo, Silly Tater Satire
The first response team and local police was also told to 'shoot on site with knockout darts"
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Drunken Nancy Pelosi Destroys Statue in Oval Office

Drunken Nancy Pelosi Destroys Statue in Oval Office

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
Nancy Pelosi was escorted out of the office.
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CA Liberals Revoke Pelosi’s Salon Owner’s License

CA Liberals Revoke Pelosi’s Salon Owner’s License

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
She smelled of alcohol and that really p*ssed me off!
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Joe Montana: ‘In My Day, Kneeling Traitors Would Have Stood Up Or Else’

Joe Montana: ‘In My Day, Kneeling Traitors Would Have Stood Up Or Else’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inKaepernick Satire For Hateful Taters
Former San Francisco 49ers quarterback, Joe Montana, was one of the greats.
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Trump Invokes 28th Amendment To Disqualify Biden For ‘Mental Health Reasons’

Trump Invokes 28th Amendment To Disqualify Biden For ‘Mental Health Reasons’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
What this will mean for the Democrat’s chances is unknown.
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