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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Gal Gadot Says She’ll Never Work for Disney Again: “I Signed Up to Play an Iconic Villain, Not Star in a Woke Dystopian Nightmare”

Gal Gadot Says She’ll Never Work for Disney Again: “I Signed Up to Play an Iconic Villain, Not Star in a Woke Dystopian Nightmare”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
She's better of playing a superhero anyway.
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Failed Cinderella Actress Rachel Zegler Loses $20 Million Contract with Maybelline

Failed Cinderella Actress Rachel Zegler Loses $20 Million Contract with Maybelline

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
The company said they'd rather have someone people actually like.
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AOC Came to Congress a Bartender with No Assets and Now Has a $25 Million Net Worth

AOC Came to Congress a Bartender with No Assets and Now Has a $25 Million Net Worth

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
It’s the classic American success story: A humble bartender from the Bronx steps into Congress with nothing but a dream and a slogan about taxing the rich—and just a few[Click to Tate]
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DOGE’s Audit of Congressional Expense Accounts Uncovers a $1,200 Monthly Payment for AOC to Lease a Mercedes Benz

DOGE’s Audit of Congressional Expense Accounts Uncovers a $1,200 Monthly Payment for AOC to Lease a Mercedes Benz

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
She should pay that money back immediately.
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Biden Created the SECURE Signal Chat Pete Hegseth Used and Left the Back Door Open On Purpose

Biden Created the SECURE Signal Chat Pete Hegseth Used and Left the Back Door Open On Purpose

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In what is totally not a coordinated hit job, reports are surfacing that President Joe Biden himself was responsible for the creation of the high-level Signal chat used by Pete[Click to Tate]
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Tom Hanks’ Island Home Off the Coast of Greece Has a Full Medieval Dungeon

Tom Hanks’ Island Home Off the Coast of Greece Has a Full Medieval Dungeon

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
He's so creepy.
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Ford is Moving Four Factories Back to the US, Along with 25,000 High-Paying Jobs!

Ford is Moving Four Factories Back to the US, Along with 25,000 High-Paying Jobs!

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In what is being hailed as a major victory for American manufacturing, Ford Motor Company has announced it will be relocating four of its factories from overseas back to the[Click to Tate]
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One of Those 11-Year-Olds Who Got a $100K SBA Loan Says His Democrat Parents Made Him Sign the Paperwork

One of Those 11-Year-Olds Who Got a $100K SBA Loan Says His Democrat Parents Made Him Sign the Paperwork

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
This just in:
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General Motors Ends Its Relationship with Canadian Parts Makers: “It Makes More Sense to Buy American Now”

General Motors Ends Its Relationship with Canadian Parts Makers: “It Makes More Sense to Buy American Now”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a bold move to prioritize American manufacturing, General Motors has officially announced that it will cut ties with Canadian parts suppliers in favor of U.S.-made components. The decision, according[Click to Tate]
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Trump Bans The Atlantic from White House Briefing Room: “They’re Crooked Fake News”

Trump Bans The Atlantic from White House Briefing Room: “They’re Crooked Fake News”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
In a shocking but entirely predictable move, President Donald Trump has officially banned The Atlantic from the White House briefing room, calling them “crooked fake news” after their editor-in-chief, Jeffrey[Click to Tate]
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