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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
“Rainbow Soldiers” During National Anthem Were “Ordered by the Commander in Chief”

“Rainbow Soldiers” During National Anthem Were “Ordered by the Commander in Chief”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNationalism with Beans10 Comments
You know what that means.
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11 Advertisers Say “Never Again” After Extra-Woke Super Bowl Gets Worst Ratings Ever

11 Advertisers Say “Never Again” After Extra-Woke Super Bowl Gets Worst Ratings Ever

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
The big game will never be the same.
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Woke Super Bowl Halftime Show Gets Worst Ratings of All Time

Woke Super Bowl Halftime Show Gets Worst Ratings of All Time

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
It was horrible.
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Someone Sold Colin Kaepernick a Dozen Fake Super Bowl Tickets

Someone Sold Colin Kaepernick a Dozen Fake Super Bowl Tickets

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inKaepernick Scones9 Comments
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
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Scott Baio Signs $14 Million Deal to Play “Chachi” in a New “Happy Days” Storyline

Scott Baio Signs $14 Million Deal to Play “Chachi” in a New “Happy Days” Storyline

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBaio with Shmuck Soup14 Comments
Nobody else could play the role.
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Faithful Chick Fil A Managers Vow to Strike Over “Woke” New Menu Items

Faithful Chick Fil A Managers Vow to Strike Over “Woke” New Menu Items

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
Some of these folks have been with the company for decades
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Ted Nugent Says Alyssa Milano Is “Stalking Him Like a Crazy Person”

Ted Nugent Says Alyssa Milano Is “Stalking Him Like a Crazy Person”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa9 Comments
She's been on a personal vendetta ever since the Golden Globes ordeal.
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Scott Baio Turns Down Charles in Charge Reboot: “Way Too Woke For Me”

Scott Baio Turns Down Charles in Charge Reboot: “Way Too Woke For Me”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized4 Comments
The accomplished actor said the script is a leftist's daydream.
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Judge Pirro Offered Role of Dorothy in Golden Girls Reboot

Judge Pirro Offered Role of Dorothy in Golden Girls Reboot

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPirro Picante13 Comments
She's a perfect fit.
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NFL Caves: Super Bowl Will Feature “Kneeling Ceremony” During National Anthem

NFL Caves: Super Bowl Will Feature “Kneeling Ceremony” During National Anthem

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inKneeler Soup7 Comments
The league will provide a dedicated, televised area for protesters at midfield.
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