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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
CMAs Replaces Garth Brooks with Jason Aldean as MC: “He’s More In Tune With Country Values”

CMAs Replaces Garth Brooks with Jason Aldean as MC: “He’s More In Tune With Country Values”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
The Academy doesn't want the controversy.
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Roseanne Barr Files $30 Million Suit Against John Goodman: “Screw Your Fake Apologies”

Roseanne Barr Files $30 Million Suit Against John Goodman: “Screw Your Fake Apologies”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBarr Sandwiches with Fried Taters15 Comments
Goodman and the rest of the cast conspired to take her paycheck.
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Alyssa Milano Breaks Down and Cries Over Actor’s Strike: Hasn’t Acted in 15 Years

Alyssa Milano Breaks Down and Cries Over Actor’s Strike: Hasn’t Acted in 15 Years

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa8 Comments
Asking her fans for donations is borderline criminal.
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Garth Brooks Can’t Get a Table in Nashville: “He Made Himself an Outcast”

Garth Brooks Can’t Get a Table in Nashville: “He Made Himself an Outcast”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Garth Brooks
No restaurant wants the negative publicity of seating an outcast like Brooks.
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ABInbev Sells The Budweiser Label For $1.2 Billion to Chinese Brewer Shiamatzu

ABInbev Sells The Budweiser Label For $1.2 Billion to Chinese Brewer Shiamatzu

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe Bud Light Multiverse
The Belgian multinational wants nothing more to do with the tainted brand.
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Hollywood Strikes Won’t Affect “Sound of Freedom” Sequel: “It’s More Important Than Money”

Hollywood Strikes Won’t Affect “Sound of Freedom” Sequel: “It’s More Important Than Money”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inQuack Stew10 Comments
There are no "union" jobs on the set.
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About Us

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized9 Comments
About Us Dunning-Kruger-Times.com is a subsidiary of the “America’s Last Line of Defense” network of parody, satire, and tomfoolery, or as Snopes called it before they lost their war on[Click to Tate]
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Guy Fieri Refuses to Seat Members of “The View” in His Restaurant: “They’re Loud and Divisive”

Guy Fieri Refuses to Seat Members of “The View” in His Restaurant: “They’re Loud and Divisive”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
Fieri has been stepping up lately and speaking out.
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Guy Fieri Cancels Garth Brooks’ Regular Reservation: “There’s No Bud Light Here”

Guy Fieri Cancels Garth Brooks’ Regular Reservation: “There’s No Bud Light Here”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Garth Brooks
Brooks is having a hard time finding a table in Nashville.
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Busted: Biden’s DoD Secretly Sent $1.4 Billion in CASH To Kyiv

Busted: Biden’s DoD Secretly Sent $1.4 Billion in CASH To Kyiv

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUkrainian Cole Slaw14 Comments
Congress has only approved the transfer of weapons.
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