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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Roseanne’s Guest List For Her New Show’s First Week Is The “Most Impressive Premiere In Decades”

Roseanne’s Guest List For Her New Show’s First Week Is The “Most Impressive Premiere In Decades”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot The Roseanne Multiverse

There are some real surprises in store.

Embarrassing: Whoopi Goldberg Turned Away From Red Carpet: “You Were Asked Not To Come”

Embarrassing: Whoopi Goldberg Turned Away From Red Carpet: “You Were Asked Not To Come”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Academy of Satire, Goldberg Stew

She was blacklisted three years ago.

Funnyman Adam Sandler Speaks Out: “Wokeness Destroyed Comedy”

Funnyman Adam Sandler Speaks Out: “Wokeness Destroyed Comedy”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Happy Madison Pie

Sandler says he wouldn't be able to make a movie today without being crucified by leftists.

Chuck Norris Joins Roseanne’s Morning Show Panel: “I’ve Always Wanted to Work With Her”

Chuck Norris Joins Roseanne’s Morning Show Panel: “I’ve Always Wanted to Work With Her”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Roseanne Salad with Greek Dressing

They'll have a lot of fun together.

Dennis Miller Turns Down a Guest Spot on The View: “I Prefer Intelligent Debate”

Dennis Miller Turns Down a Guest Spot on The View: “I Prefer Intelligent Debate”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Dennis Miller with Pretentious Cheese5 Comments

Miller was asked to do a 4-day stint.

Sylvester Stallone Makes It Clear: “No Woke Crap” On His New Movie Set

Sylvester Stallone Makes It Clear: “No Woke Crap” On His New Movie Set

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Wokeness with Apple Butter12 Comments

Another Hollywood giant has had enough.

Steven Baldwin Tells The “God’s Honest Truth” About Brother Alec’s Legal Troubles

Steven Baldwin Tells The “God’s Honest Truth” About Brother Alec’s Legal Troubles

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Baldwin with Nutella and Pretzels12 Comments

The younger Baldwin doesn't see eye-to-eye with his troubled older brother.

Roseanne’s New Show Finally Gets a Name and Audiences Love It Already

Roseanne’s New Show Finally Gets a Name and Audiences Love It Already

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Barr Sandwiches with Fried Taters12 Comments

The woman knows how to market a tv show. That's obvious.

Rachel Maddow Says She’s Suing Elon Musk for “Taking Away Her Safe Space”

Rachel Maddow Says She’s Suing Elon Musk for “Taking Away Her Safe Space”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Elon with Extra Extra Mayo13 Comments

She wants Twitter to start enforcing the biased rules again.

Cadbury Cuts Ties With Hershey: “We Have Different Values”

Cadbury Cuts Ties With Hershey: “We Have Different Values”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot The Candy Wars9 Comments

Wokeness is a liberal American issue.