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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Target Closing 14 Stores in Florida and Alabama: “They’re Virtual Ghost Towns”

Target Closing 14 Stores in Florida and Alabama: “They’re Virtual Ghost Towns”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Target
People stopped shopping when the Pride displays went up, and they never came back.
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First to Worst: Fox News Trails Oann and Newsmax in the Ratings: “They Betrayed the Audience”

First to Worst: Fox News Trails Oann and Newsmax in the Ratings: “They Betrayed the Audience”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Fox News9 Comments
The pride of American cable news is now on par with CNN.
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Oliver Anthony Signs Staggering $100 Million Recording Deal: “It Was a Bidding War”

Oliver Anthony Signs Staggering $100 Million Recording Deal: “It Was a Bidding War”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized10 Comments
Producers know a winning talent when they see one
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Riley Gaines Settles Civil Suit Against Lia Thomas for $1.2 Million

Riley Gaines Settles Civil Suit Against Lia Thomas for $1.2 Million

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAll Swimming Pools Matter21 Comments
Riley lost more than a race.
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KJP Admits Why Biden Won’t Visit Maui: “It’s Not a Swing State”

KJP Admits Why Biden Won’t Visit Maui: “It’s Not a Swing State”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPress Secretary Stew
Oops. It's gonna be hard to explain that one.
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Riley Gaines and Candace Owens Team Up And Demolish Whoopi Goldberg: “She Hates Everything”

Riley Gaines and Candace Owens Team Up And Demolish Whoopi Goldberg: “She Hates Everything”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
Their conversation is one for the ages.
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Actors Guild Wants Studios to “Scale Back All the Wokeness”: “We’re Losing Half of America”

Actors Guild Wants Studios to “Scale Back All the Wokeness”: “We’re Losing Half of America”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inStrikes and Spares and Chicken Wings9 Comments
The people who make their living entertaining understand the audiences far better than the people paying for DEI training.
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Roseanne’s 1st Episode Gets More Views Than “The Conners” Did All Last Season

Roseanne’s 1st Episode Gets More Views Than “The Conners” Did All Last Season

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRewarding Roseanne Barr6 Comments
"It's not my fault their show is horrible."
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Finally: ABC Issues a Formal Apology to Roseanne Barr: “We Were Wrong”

Finally: ABC Issues a Formal Apology to Roseanne Barr: “We Were Wrong”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRewarding Roseanne Barr11 Comments
The network says it 'overlooked' Roseanne's dark sense of humor.
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Stephen King’s Book Sales Have Dropped 70 Percent Since He Went Woke

Stephen King’s Book Sales Have Dropped 70 Percent Since He Went Woke

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Stephen King8 Comments
Nobody knows 'go woke go broke' quite like the former master of horror.
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