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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Roseanne’s New Show Tanks The View’s Ratings: “They Lost Most of Their Audience”

Roseanne’s New Show Tanks The View’s Ratings: “They Lost Most of Their Audience”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing the View

Running alongside TVs best new show has to be tough.

Blake Shelton Cancels $20 Million Project with Garth Brooks: “He’s Not A Very Popular Guy Anymore”

Blake Shelton Cancels $20 Million Project with Garth Brooks: “He’s Not A Very Popular Guy Anymore”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Garth Brooks, Uncategorized

Shelton has a reputation to uphold. Brooks doesn't.

Elon Musk Adds The View to His Big Defamation Lawsuit: “They Lie About Me Non-stop”

Elon Musk Adds The View to His Big Defamation Lawsuit: “They Lie About Me Non-stop”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo11 Comments

Elon is fed up with all the name calling.

Alan Jackson Breaks His Silence on Garth Brooks: “He Was Never One of Us”

Alan Jackson Breaks His Silence on Garth Brooks: “He Was Never One of Us”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Garth Brooks

The country legend says Brooks was always a bit out there.

“Nobody Thought I Could Win” – Riley Gaines Beats Lia Thomas in Olympic Qualifier

“Nobody Thought I Could Win” – Riley Gaines Beats Lia Thomas in Olympic Qualifier

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Lia Thomas, Rewarding Riley Gaines

Thomas washed out in the first round.

Bill Maher Tosses Whoopi Goldberg Off Of His Show: “You Need Professional Help”

Bill Maher Tosses Whoopi Goldberg Off Of His Show: “You Need Professional Help”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Whoopi Goldberg

Producers say she lasted fewer than five minutes.

Carrie Underwood Cancels All Remaining Shows With Garth Brooks: “I Didn’t Enjoy The Booing”

Carrie Underwood Cancels All Remaining Shows With Garth Brooks: “I Didn’t Enjoy The Booing”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Garth Brooks

She doesn't like negative energy.

No Takers: Colin Kaepernick’s Autobiography Gets Zero Bids From Publishers

No Takers: Colin Kaepernick’s Autobiography Gets Zero Bids From Publishers

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Colin Kaepernick11 Comments

He thought he'd be worth millions.

Michael Jordan Says He’d Like to “Slap Some Sense” Into Colin Kaepernick

Michael Jordan Says He’d Like to “Slap Some Sense” Into Colin Kaepernick

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Colin Kaepernick

Kaepernick doesn't represent his people, according to the basketball legend.

Paramount Cancels its Upcoming Garth Brooks Biopic: “He’s Lost His Audience”

Paramount Cancels its Upcoming Garth Brooks Biopic: “He’s Lost His Audience”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Garth Brooks

Brooks stands to lose $25 million.

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