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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Hollywood Casting Directors Refuse to Consider DeNiro for New Roles: “Nobody Wants to Work With Him”

Hollywood Casting Directors Refuse to Consider DeNiro for New Roles: “Nobody Wants to Work With Him”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Robert DeNiro13 Comments
"He's just so full of himself."
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Garth Brooks is Quitting Country Music: “I Don’t Fit In Anymore”

Garth Brooks is Quitting Country Music: “I Don’t Fit In Anymore”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Garth Brooks
Nobody wants him around anymore
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Actor’s Union Expels Alec Baldwin: “We Can’t Ignore What Happened”

Actor’s Union Expels Alec Baldwin: “We Can’t Ignore What Happened”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Alec Baldwin12 Comments
The vote was nearly unanimous.
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Malia Obama Named Head of Antifa Operations in the US

Malia Obama Named Head of Antifa Operations in the US

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inMalia Obama Fan Fiction16 Comments
She's been out of the news for quite some time.
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ABC is Paying Liz Cheney $10 Million for her Appearance on “The View”

ABC is Paying Liz Cheney $10 Million for her Appearance on “The View”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe View with Sweet Thai Chili13 Comments
Of course it's all about the money.
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DeNiro’s Production Company Has No Clients Left: “He Destroyed His Own Brand”

DeNiro’s Production Company Has No Clients Left: “He Destroyed His Own Brand”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Robert DeNiro
The company had a two-year waiting list for three decades.
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Peyton Manning’s Big Bud Light Deal Ends Up Costing Him Millions: “What a Huge Mistake”

Peyton Manning’s Big Bud Light Deal Ends Up Costing Him Millions: “What a Huge Mistake”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe Bud Light Multiverse11 Comments
He definitely should have thought twice before taking on that kind of burden.
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Oliver Anthony Breaks Taylor Swift’s Concert Attendance Record “Without Even Trying”

Oliver Anthony Breaks Taylor Swift’s Concert Attendance Record “Without Even Trying”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRewarding Oliver Anthony
She never stood a chance.
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Academy Awards Quietly Cancels Tom Hanks’ Lifetime Achievement Award: “There Are Too Many Questions”

Academy Awards Quietly Cancels Tom Hanks’ Lifetime Achievement Award: “There Are Too Many Questions”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAccusing Tom Hanks of Weird Stuff
"There's just something off about him.
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Sylvester Stallone Walks Away from $150 Million Marvel Project: “Too Woke for My Blood”

Sylvester Stallone Walks Away from $150 Million Marvel Project: “Too Woke for My Blood”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWokeness with Apple Butter4 Comments
Sly doesn't need to go woke to get work.
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