There has been a lot of chatter recently about Facebook and it’s founder Mark Zuckerberg, concerning what many call an overreaction to criticism that the platform allows and spreads dangerous or graphic imagery.
In response, the social media giant has added “fact checks” to many conservative garbage articles, eliminated certain batshit insane “stop the steal” and “Q” groups, and covered photos deemed “disturbing.”
This is what comes up as Bill O’Reilly’s profile picture all of a sudden.
The censorship has driven many seniors and incels to move to gobots-like competitors MeWe and Parler which mostly resemble empty screen deserts interrupted by Mark Levin screaming about his balls getting caught in his zipper or something over and over.
But now many have noticed the Zuck’s software blocking photos of outgoing President Trump and are fit to be tied.
Sandy Batt of Queef Gulch, Oklahoma, told Sean Hannity on her TV that she was horrified by the decision.
“I was trying to share one of those meme pictures of President Trump on my page, with Jesus behind him and holding the Ark of the Covenant. I wanted my grandson to see it. He’s 13 and I’m sure he’s really interested in stuff like that. But it was covered with some kind of filmy thing. I tried to rub it off but it wouldn’t come off.”
“He’s probably too busy playing those satanic Star Wars Craft games!”
Joe Barron, head of Facebook’s liberal department says the photo alterations are accidental.
“What happened is, that we have an automatic algorithm that handles these things. Well, we had a bunch of groups that have new parents giving each other baby advice. A lot of them share photos of their baby’s fecal matter, and it started getting out of hand, so the algorithm started covering them. You know, a warning.
But I guess it registers pics of Trump as indistinguishable from baby shit, basically. We’ll fix it, but it’s going to take some time. Because it’s funny to us, so we’ll let it go a little longer.”
Many upset social media fans, however, don’t buy the “accident” excuse and have rallied to have the billion-dollar company held responsible. Ted Cruz has reportedly exited from his sarcophagus to answer the call.
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
