The crimes committed by the Biden family are too numerous to list in any single news article. Most of them have been committed under the protection and behest of the Clinton and Obama administrations, making the details murky.
For this piece, we will focus on the crimes of the son, Hunter Biden. His transgressions have been so severe that not even Obama could pardon them.
Here’s our top five.
5. Money Laundering
Hunter would clean money from his father’s illegal Ukrainian oil deals through his sham hotdog cart business in Hoboken, NJ. HunterFurter’s would turn around millions of dollars each month off of selling hotdogs he purchased from Costco. The math simply does not add up.
4. Treason
While struggling with addiction, Hunter would easily trade state secrets for a quick fix or a place to lay low from a “friendly government”. He is said to have his own suite at one of Beijing’s finest opium dens.
3. Prostitution (giving & receiving)
Among Hunter’s deepest addictions is sex. He was first busted for soliciting a prostitute at the Pocomoke Econo Lodge off highway 13 in Delaware at the age of 16. Since then his prostitution rap sheet has grown exponentially, including engaging in prostitution himself while down on his luck at the same Econo Lodge.
2. Bestiality
While on a barbiturate and 4 Loco induced bender in 2013, a local Alpaca farmer in Lutts, TN was awakened in the middle of the night by disturbing noises coming from his stable. He found Hunter in the middle position of what he referred to as the “human centipede configuration” with two of his flock.
Authorities charged him with trespassing as well as bestiality. Ironically, if Hunter would have committed this act just two miles south in Alabama, they could have only charged him with trespassing.
1. Fishing Without a License
This is simply unforgivable. The price of a fishing license in Delaware is $20/year. Considering the billions he laundered, he should have no problem paying this. Even during the depths of his addiction, he could have turned one trick to purchase the license.
Despite these heinous crimes, I’m sure his daddy will give him some cushy job like Advisor to the President.
