They’ve always been called the loony left because, well, they are loony. Now, it seems their derangement has reached new heights, this time, at the liberal lala land of Starbucks.

According to a report by the Dunning-Kruger Gazette, Starbucks had to provide many of its employees’ therapy sessions after the Rittenhouse verdict. These people were to distraught over it, that they couldn’t even work.

Reports from Starbucks locations around the country tell fantastical stories of baristas attacking Republican customers, crying on the floor, spreading feces on the wall like rioters did on January 6th, and some were even cranking their hogs in full view of customers. It was a truly chaotic scene in these stores.

Company spokesman, Joe Barron, had this to say on the matter:

“Many of our employees were very distraught over a certain case. They really wanted this individual to be guilty, but he was found not guilty so they are very defeated and hurt.

That is why we have decided to provide them therapy so they can explore their emotions and make sense of it all. These are delicate people and they need to have their feelings validated.”

This just proves how deranged liberals are when things don’t go how they wanted them to. You don’t see Republicans pitching a fit when their guy loses, other than January 6.

 

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