Reba McEntire came out strong against fake news and right-wing propaganda when she denounced an article about her that was patently false, filing a $25 million defamation lawsuit to end the madness.

According to a trashy piece in “The Dunning-Kruger Times” by “Flagg Eagleton – Patriot,” Reba called out Taylor Swift for acting up during the National Anthem at the Super Bowl.

So far, People, Parade, and a few other outlets have covered the outrageous claim, though none really traced the source or its intent.

Upon further inspection, we found that in the ALLOD Multiverse, the story is 100 percent true, or as true as clearly labeled satire can be, at the very least.

“Yeah it’s silly,” said DKT’s owner, Art Tubolls, “It’s supposed to be silly. Now we have a bunch of hardcore Reba fans calling us Trumpsters instead of applauding the liberal troll honeypot like they would if they actually read the piece.”

Here’s a short excerpt from the piece, just as an example of why this is the dumbest thing ever:

To her surprise, however, was the shot of Taylor Swift. “Just as the bombs bursted in air, I saw that little hussy laughing it up and doing Jager bombs. Disrespectful as all get out.”

Swift hasn’t answered our requests for comment, but she was caught on a hot mic at an after-party referring to the Anthem as “the magic freedom song” while describing Reba’s singing as “sub-par.” She also made reference to McIntyre and amphibians.

“I believe the exact quote was ‘Tell me she doesn’t look like a frog,'” said ALLOD Sports Entertainment Journalistical Editor Tara Newhole, “She said Reba looks like a frog.”

Whether or not Reba is frog-like is irrelevant, patriots, and if you thought her singing was bad you hate America. You probably didn’t even turn off your TV and take a knee during The Black National Anthem.

Yes, it really is that dumb. But thanks for clearing it up, Rebes. To all of you people who think she should actually sue, please refer to Hustler v Falwell. Thanks in advance. And God bless America.


  1. Highly desсriptive post, I enjoyed that bit. Will theгe be
    a part 2?

  2. Better than the Devil's Lettuce

    I took several of the Reba endorsed CBD Gummies then read this article again …¡Arriba, Arriba! ¡Ándale, Ándale!

    Those gummies really are the Keto her success in the new venture – McEntire carpets… ah Reba, ah Reba, underlay, underlay !

    P.S Anyone know where I can score a free iPhone ?

  3. Toot Toot

    Ha ha – got the pube sponge again !!


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