Reba McIntyre did a fantastic job of representing her country at the Super Bowl. She sang our National Anthem with style and grace, allowing the song to be the star rather than the singer.
While she was singing, she says she had her eye on the jumbotron: “I like to watch the reactions of the children in the audience when they realize how great America is.”
To her surprise, however, was the shot of Taylor Swift. “Just as the bombs bursted in air, I saw that little hussy laughing it up and doing Jager bombs. Disrespectful as all get out.”
Swift hasn’t answered our requests for comment, but she was caught on a hot mic at an after-party referring to the Anthem as “the magic freedom song” while describing Reba’s singing as “sub-par.” She also made reference to McIntyre and amphibians.
“I believe the exact quote was ‘Tell me she doesn’t look like a frog,'” said ALLOD Sports Entertainulation Journalistical Editor Tara Newhole, “She said Reba looks like a frog.”
Whether or not Reba is frog-like is irrelevant, patriots, and if you thought her singing was bad you hate America. You probably didn’t even turn off your TV and take a knee during The Black National Anthem.
Anyway Reba let that Swift kid have it but good. It won’t be long before she’s on the verge of a full boycott. God Bless America.
