Gov. Cuomo Demands NY Math Classes Be Taught Using Arabic Numerals Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inArabic Numeral Satire to Trick the Taters Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York has issued a shocking new order: all public schools in New York must teach math classes using Arabic numerals.
Pelosi Says New Surge is a Good Thing Because ‘It Means Fewer Republican Voters’ Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPelosi Breaks Balls Satire Pelosi was overhead this afternoon saying that the fourth surge of covid-19 is actually a good thing.
Ivanka Favorite As VP As Trump’s Reinstatement Looms Near Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatirical Powers Of An Orange Imbecile With Trump’s reinstatement drawing near, experts say that Ivanka Trump is the VP favorite.
Donald Trump has $1 Billion Campaign War Chest for 2024 Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElection Satire With Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Trump could use all that money to change the outcome of the midterm elections!
People Magazine Poll: Donald Trump is the Sexiest Man Alive Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatirical Powers Of An Orange Imbecile The vote for this category was almost unanimous.
Trump Headlining HUGE Event on National Mall August 13 Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatirical Powers Of An Orange Imbecile The one and only REAL president, Donald J. Trump, has gotten a permit for a HUGE event on the National Mall on August 13.
Sources Say Pelosi Ordered Babbitt Shooting Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUber Patriotic Satire with a Make Believe Hero and Bagels with Lox In newly revealed documents, evidence shows that Nancy Pelosi ordered the Secret Service to use deadly force on Trump Patriots.
Bill Nye Warns : ‘Covid Will Take a Million By Labor Day’ Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiblical Diseases With Satirical Ointments Nye's warnings are becoming more and more disturbing.
Liberals Want Pronouns Taught In Elementary Schools Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inTraitor Satire with Cinnamon Swirl There is almost no bottom to what liberals are trying to indoctrinate children with.
Chelsea Announces Run in 2024 Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBaby "Boom" Satire with Head Cheese and Avocado The youngest Clinton is gearing up for a challenge.