Well, the results are in. The state of Pennsylvania has finally completed its audit of the 2020 election that was so obviously stolen from President Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of these United States of America.
As all true patriots know, he would still be the 45th president today had it not been for the election shenanigans perpetrated by the Democrats last November, despite his having won an unprecedented over 74 million votes, the largest margin in modern history.
Sadly, the truth has now finally come out, thanks to the fervent efforts of the Pennsylvania State GOP and the RNC, which together largely funded the audit in the state.
The Pennsylvania audit was conducted by the same organization that conducted the solidly accurate and devastating for the Democrats examination of the Arizona election, the Cyber Ninja Yokels, and revealed stunning details about how the voter fraud was perpetrated. The total cost of the audit was a only 13 million dollars, a mere fraction of the damage caused by the fraudulent election.
Cletus Derpfinger, spokesperson for the Cyber Ninja Yokels, explains:
“Well, if y’all ask me, this here be another case of whodunit. Our audit discovered that then candidate Joe Biden had his boogers genetically modified to interact with the software that tallied the votes in the last election. This was accomplished by the use of space lasers that specifically targeted the boogers that were inserted into the voting machines. After the lasers did their thing, the voting machine software was altered by the boogers to change every second vote for Trump to a vote for Biden. If this ain’t a smoking gun, I don’t know what is!”
President Trump was quick to seize on the news, stating via his Save America PAC:
“This is Clear and Overwhelming evidence that the Election was stolen from me, along with all the other evidence we have! When will the people finally realize that the past election was the Greatest Fraud ever in the History of the United States? Sleepy Joe Biden’s Boogers cost us the election and the Fake News Media won’t even cover it!”
Well, Potatriots, there you have it. Yet another damning piece of evidence that is sure to be ignored by the mainstream media.
