Since first opening their doors in 1982, fine dining restaurant chain Olive Garden has been America’s go-to for the best in Italian cuisine. Their longtime motto is “When you’re here, you’re family.”

I think it’s safe to say that after the shenanigans Vice-President-elect Kamala Harris pulled at a local Washington DC Olive Garden recently, she is no longer considered family. She left a $0 tip.

Senator Harris hosted a party of 10 in the private banquet room on the restaurant. She apparently demanded preferential treatment and, along with her party, refused to abide by any COVID-19 mandates.

Members of her party included oil executives, the Chinese ambassador, liberal columnist Giuseppe LaForm, and the late Jeffrey Epstein. They drank copious amounts of 2019 Cabernet Sauvignon and discovered the end of the endless breadsticks.

Despite the private accommodations, customers could still hear the boisterous group and described them as “obnoxious.”

When their waitress questioned them about the tip, LaForm was heard drunkenly saying, “Do you know why you work for tips? Because no one will stick the whole thing in!” The snide comment was met with a high five from Harris.

While the young waitress serving the group wished to remain anonymous, the manager on duty, Karen Pelosi (no relation), tells us,

“T*ff*ny was distraught. They were such a disrespectful group, and she did everything she could to keep her composure while still serving those sons-of-bitches with a smile on her face. She didn’t deserve to get stiffed like that.”

She went on to tell us that it is also against Olive Garden policy to allow their employees to post pictures of receipts on social media. Fearing the one receipt would cause more harm than good, the waitress reportedly traveled to Mordor the following day to cast it into the fires of Mount Doom.

It should also be noted that Kamala Harris ordered the cheeseburger. Not only did she order the cheeseburger, but she ordered it well done. Who does that, especially at Olive Garden? Is this really someone we want as Vice-President?


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