It’s not even been two weeks into the Presidency of Joe Biden, and already the scandalous behavior is raising it’s ugly head. Adding to the already blockbuster charges being investigated for the mess being labeled : “Bidengate”, a new report from the investigative journalism desk of CNN found that Biden used taxpayer funding for his son Hunter’s drug rehabilitation program.
That’s a definite no-no under United States law, qualifying as grand misuse of public funding for personal fortune. Like, oh, say, a President doling out a tax cut that purposely favors the top two percent of earners who happen to include his friends, business partners, and family.
Such a damning report would be impeachable except for the glaring fact that it’s completely fictional. However, it seems to be gaining traction among the groups of gullible old beanie baby collectors who are so desperate to pretend in their feverish heads that Trump was cheated somehow and Biden is the criminal.
As a reminder, Donald Trump was legally convicted of running a con man school and he and his family members were ordered by a court to take classes to learn how NOT to steal money from cancer charities.
CNN lead investigator Joe Barron explains the strange circumstances of Trump’s soft-headed potatoes buying a story about the reporting of CNN when they’ve convinced themselves it’s “fake news”, but it’s suddenly not if it’s anti-Biden, right Joe?
“Dead-on balls accurate, Fallis. The teabagging Trumpers can manage to hold their ridiculous theories just long enough to throw them aside when a dumber one comes along. Pence was a loyal Vice President until he couldn’t impossibly throw an election. Then he’s a dick. Barr was a great AG. Until he couldn’t overturn the will of the American people, and then he was a “traitor.” I wouldn’t trust these morons to operate a light switch. Fallis?”
Thanks Joe. Well, patriots keep watching here for the newest and most completely fictional news regarding Bidengate. Remember you heard the term here first. And I made it up.
