There is a reason that Epstein didn’t kill himself and that had a lot to do with Killery and Bill. Let’s not beat around the bush. The Clintons have long had their hands in organized crime and general debauchery.

Ghislaine, her closest friends call her Gristle, so we will call her that, testified saying:

“First of all, let me say, Jeff and Donald Trump didn’t even know each other. They never met. Any photos you’ve seen of the two were ‘shopped’ and if you look closely, it is actually Bill Clinton, not Donald Trump. Bill Clinton was Jeff’s highest-paying customer. He was the most frequent guest.”

Gristle continued to tell stories of Hillary Clinton holding a pantsuit bridge club in the room next to Bill’s personal, private suite. It’s said that she would walk around the complex with large sunglasses and pursed lips. But, the most perplexing part of the entire thing was how much money Hillary was making off her husband’s perverted pursuits. It’s like she just kept cashing in while looking the other way.

“If I’m going down for Jeffery’s exploits, Hillary needs to go down for Bill’s! She was even more involved than I was, and I’m the one that ran the calendar and booked the rooms!”

Joe Barron, assistant defense attorney for Chelsea Clinton said any and all stories told by Maxwell or the deceased Epstein should not be listened to and she says the Clinton family is asking for privacy during this troubling time.

Gristle was escorted out of the courtroom promptly at 3 p.m. to visit the barista in the lobby for a French Vanilla Frap with almond milk, light ice, 3 packets of Truvia, no whip. The little lame plastic lids Starbucks puts on their cold drinks popped off her foofy coffee drink. She finished sipping it, but it left her with an unfortunate milk mustache throughout the rest of the trial.

Court will resume promptly at 9:16:30 tomorrow.

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