Texas governor Greg Abbott is serious about border security. And he’s tired of seeing immigrants cross his international border. The state of Texas is being inundated by South African immigrants just walking across the border from their home country. The governor has noticed an uptick in illegal border crossings from South African immigrants and is going to protect his state from them.
South African immigrants have found an easy crossing in the border town of El Paso that cuts down on the distance that they would usually travel.
South African immigrants usually crossed over through Laredo until they found an easier crossing through El Paso, that has a wide open border right through the middle of town thanks to Beto O’Rourke, who has had El Paso town municipal services take down the massive wall that President Trump had built.
South Africans immigrants walking over the Texas border should concern all Americans. Firstly, South Africa is 9100 miles from Texas. And in order to get to Texas from South Africa, you have to cross the ocean, and completely miss Mexico, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina and the entire east coast.
But for the duration of the rest of this article, we will pretend South Africa is a county and not a continent and it’s really close to the Texas border, because Texas governor Greg Abbott has no idea how geography works.
Texas Border Security head Joseph Barron is keeping his eye on the situation of South African people illegally crossing the Texas border.
“We’ve seen people that have grown gills and have duck like feet cross our border”, said Barron, who is concerned more with the mermaids who’ve been crossing the completely landlocked border at El Paso. “It’s almost like this is completely made up, and that our governor might need to be tested for various mental illnesses.”
Greg Abbott is no stranger to stupidity, whether it comes to border security, women’s issues, or the completely insane reality that in 2021 that a simple snowstorm can knock out power to the majority of his state, leaving his constituents freezing. It seems governor Abbott has finally found something to fight, and that’s more made up border insanity tinged with racism. God bless America.
