Disney Gives Megan Rapinoe $2.4 Billion Sponsorship

Megan Rapinoe is arguably one of the greatest American soccer players of all time.  Now, that skill has brought the House of the Mouse running, with Disney Corp. revealing a sponsorship over the next five years, costing 2.4 billion with a “B” dollars.

Rapinoe has had some issues as of late with her radical progressive behavior and remarks, but Disney has already proven itself not only to be not afraid of the whole “woke” lifestyle, but delighted to encourage it.  They definitely have some plans for her.

Disney’s Manager of Turkey Balls Sandra Batt detailed a bit about the sponsorship just yesterday in front of a Radio Shack in Florida.

“We’re planning on a complete blitz, first of all.  Ads, commercials, TV and streaming, followed up by a few guest starring roles in popular Disney plus series and major motion pictures.  At Disney, Megan is absolutely free to be whomever she wants to be.  And we’re giving her money for it.  Hooray!”

Batt also mentioned a possible musical album and worldwide tour.  This will be just after Rapinoe Island opens up to all her younger fans and Millennial groupies.

“Basically, we were doing some cleaning at the Disney offices, and someone found the 2.4 billion down in the couch cushions.  We were like, ‘huh.’  So we figured Megan would be a good investment.”