One of ABC’s biggest hit daytime shows just got a fresh breath of life. Popular Presidential daughter and entrepeneur Chelsea Clinton has joined the cast of the smash talk show “The View”, starting next month as a permanent host.
Rumored to have negotiated for s price tag of $500,000 per episode, a fee exceeding that of even political personality Megan McCain, Clinton will add youth and verve to the all-female gabfest, and may bring with her some impressive influence regarding guest stars and interviewees. So far after the announcement, upcoming scheduled episodes will include walk-ons by both Bill and Hillary Clinton, both Obamas, the Dalai Lama, and musician Cardi B.
Show producer Sandy Batt says hiring the world’s 18th richest woman will provide a perspective that will grow the audience substantially.
“Cheslea is a wonderful and beloved personality in America, with of course, the exception of the small minority of trumpturds who, of course, blindly hate anyone ‘Clinton’ for a variety of ridiculous and irrational reasons because they’re mentally handicapped. We see Miss Clinton’s addition as enhancing a younger audience as well, which also turns off the conservative crowd since the majority of their number are bygone-thinking coffin-shoppers. We can do without them. They defend any critique of Melania Trump by wheezing out excuses of ‘jealousy’, as if anyone would be jealous of a brainless prostitute slowly hitting The Wall in front of our eyes and sadly kowtowing to her abusive criminal husband like a woman in an old gangster movie. Any one of Chelsea’s detractors wishes they were her. In the prime of their lives and well-off because of her own investments. She’s going to knock it out of the park.”
Clinton’s stint begins next month, and a million dollar advertising blitz will clear the path for her new position. It looks like ABC is taking their View to new heights.
