BLM Demands That All Teams Give Players Knee Pads

Now that BLM has America’s sports teams where they want them they are able to increase their demands on the flimsy organizations. Rather than focus on the game, these teams are now political tools on the ready to do the bidding of minority groups who have found a pulpit.

BLM is proving that is the case now with their latest demand.

Sandy Batt, Deputy Spokesperson for BLM Troop #6798 issued the demand after witnessing players kneeling with little regard for their knees.

“These poor guys. They kneel to make their voices heard. They kneel during the anthem to bring attention to the injustices against the black man. But, this action hurts their precious knees.”

So, the organization has gone forth to demand all sports teams including the NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB, NASCAR, American League, PGA TOUR, NWSL, AFL, WHA, ECHL, ABA, USSF, USSR, AML, BOO, and AHL provide knee pads to all of their players.

The knee pad initiative will cost a total of $42 Billion across all of the organizations over the next five years. It’s suspected that this expenditure will put 50,000 low-level workers out of jobs and cause several of the organizations to go belly-up.

But, wait, there’s more.

What is worse, is what else BLM is demanding of these teams.

“The knee pads should also have an American flag on the front of the pad. That way, when they kneel, they actually kneel ON the American flag. We feel this will really drive home the point.”

The NFL argued that it might be more impactful if they included the faces of those slain by police officers, rather than the flag, as a visual representation of what’s actually being protested. But, BLM wanted none of it, as they felt the most impactful thing was disrespecting the red, white, and blue.

Coming soon to your favorite sporting event — BLM knee pads!