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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Both Super Bowl Quarterbacks Say They Will Kneel for the National Anthem

Both Super Bowl Quarterbacks Say They Will Kneel for the National Anthem

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDisrespect for the Magic Freedom Song with Pickles

Looks like the time has come to boycott yet another big game.

Scott Baio’s “Anti-Woke” Charles in Charge Reboot is a Go

Scott Baio’s “Anti-Woke” Charles in Charge Reboot is a Go

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBaio with Shmuck Soup12 Comments

He's hitting the small screen again, this time with his daughter, Destiny.

Whoopi Says She’ll Quit If “The View” Adds Roseanne Barr

Whoopi Says She’ll Quit If “The View” Adds Roseanne Barr

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRacism Burgers with Diced Roseanne and Onions13 Comments

Roseanne already turned them down.

Roseanne Turns Down $4 Million Spot On The View: “I’d Punch Whoopi”

Roseanne Turns Down $4 Million Spot On The View: “I’d Punch Whoopi”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRacism Burgers with Diced Roseanne and Onions12 Comments

Roseanne is back.

Police Union Expels LA Chief Who Banned the Thin Blue Line

Police Union Expels LA Chief Who Banned the Thin Blue Line

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inStuffed Pig with Thin Blue Sauce12 Comments

His publicity stunt just cost him a pension.

Roseanne Fires Entire Cast of “The Conners” EXCEPT John Goodman: “Time For a New Story”

Roseanne Fires Entire Cast of “The Conners” EXCEPT John Goodman: “Time For a New Story”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRacism Burgers with Diced Roseanne and Onions

Roseanne's return to the show changes everything.

Whoopi and Joy Asked To Skip The Emmys: “Last Year Was a Disaster”

Whoopi and Joy Asked To Skip The Emmys: “Last Year Was a Disaster”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe View with Sweet Thai Chili

The awards committee doesn't want another scene.

Tony Danza Files Suit Against Alyssa Milano for Ruining the “Who’s the Boss” Reboot

Tony Danza Files Suit Against Alyssa Milano for Ruining the “Who’s the Boss” Reboot

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa14 Comments

This was his big chance.

Tony Danza Confirms Alyssa Milano’s Problems Are Drug Related: “She Needs Help”

Tony Danza Confirms Alyssa Milano’s Problems Are Drug Related: “She Needs Help”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized17 Comments

He's been like a dad to her for 40 years.

John Goodman “Thrilled” To Have Roseanne Back on “The Conners.”

John Goodman “Thrilled” To Have Roseanne Back on “The Conners.”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRoseanne Salad with Greek Dressing8 Comments

The rest of the cast...not so much.

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