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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
US Olympic Team Releases Megan Rapinoe After World Cup Blunder

US Olympic Team Releases Megan Rapinoe After World Cup Blunder

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized11 Comments
Rapinoe's already dwindling light is going out early.
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Megan Rapinoe Released From Pro Soccer Team OL Reign: “It’s Time She Moves On”

Megan Rapinoe Released From Pro Soccer Team OL Reign: “It’s Time She Moves On”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Megan Rapinoe
The embarrassment of the World Cup loss will be the official end of Rapinoe's career.
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Megan Rapinoe Loses $25M Broadcasting Deal After Embarrassing World Cup Loss

Megan Rapinoe Loses $25M Broadcasting Deal After Embarrassing World Cup Loss

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRapinoe Salad with Creamy Caesar Dressing18 Comments
Karma, anyone?
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NFL Cancels All Pride Events for Upcoming Season: “Nobody Shows Up”

NFL Cancels All Pride Events for Upcoming Season: “Nobody Shows Up”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNFL with Hollandaise10 Comments
The league seems to be learning, albeit a bit slowly.
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Five NFL Teams Will Fire Players “On The Spot” If They Kneel For The Anthem

Five NFL Teams Will Fire Players “On The Spot” If They Kneel For The Anthem

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNFL with Hollandaise
The 2023-24 season is going to be different.
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NFL Sets New Rules For Pre-Game Protests: “Players Will NOT Participate”

NFL Sets New Rules For Pre-Game Protests: “Players Will NOT Participate”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inKneeler Soup17 Comments
There won't be any kneeling on the field this year.
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US Team Benches Megan Rapinoe for “Unforgivable” Behavior: “Start Your Retirement Early”

US Team Benches Megan Rapinoe for “Unforgivable” Behavior: “Start Your Retirement Early”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRapinoe Salad with Creamy Caesar Dressing12 Comments
Rapinoe won't be participating in any more games for the USWNT
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Jason Aldean Signs On To Play “Small Town” At Five Upcoming Rallies: “I’m So Honored”

Jason Aldean Signs On To Play “Small Town” At Five Upcoming Rallies: “I’m So Honored”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRewarding Jason Aldean14 Comments
President Trump asked for him personally.
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Fans of The View Petition ABC to Fire Whoopi and Joy: “We Want Our Show Back”

Fans of The View Petition ABC to Fire Whoopi and Joy: “We Want Our Show Back”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inView Steaks with Ketchup
The declining ratings and lost fan base have finally caught up to the struggling show.
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The View Cancels Scheduled Interview With Jason Aldean: “They’re Cowards”

The View Cancels Scheduled Interview With Jason Aldean: “They’re Cowards”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized13 Comments
Cowards. All of them.
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