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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

FCC Fines The View $13.6M for Airing Kathy Griffin’s “Violence and Gore”

FCC Fines The View $13.6M for Airing Kathy Griffin’s “Violence and Gore”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Uncategorized

ABC is a broadcast network, not a paid service. There are rules.

Oliver Anthony Turns Down Offer to Play “Friends in Low Places” Grand Opening: “I’m Not a Garth Fan”

Oliver Anthony Turns Down Offer to Play “Friends in Low Places” Grand Opening: “I’m Not a Garth Fan”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Garth Brooks

The rising new star doesn't want that kind of a stain on his reputation.

Riley Gaines Chosen as “Woman of the Year” Over Megan Rapinoe

Riley Gaines Chosen as “Woman of the Year” Over Megan Rapinoe

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Megan Rapinoe, Rewarding Riley Gaines

The judges voted unanimously.

Samsung Ends Partnership With Best Buy “Before They Become Bud Light”

Samsung Ends Partnership With Best Buy “Before They Become Bud Light”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Best Buy

The popular electronics company learned from Anheuser Busch's mistake.

Riley Gaines Mops the Floor with “Ignorant” Whoopi and Joy on The View

Riley Gaines Mops the Floor with “Ignorant” Whoopi and Joy on The View

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Rewarding Riley Gaines19 Comments

This young woman has a bright future.

Tom Selleck Speaks Out In Support of Jason Aldean: “I’m From a Small Town”

Tom Selleck Speaks Out In Support of Jason Aldean: “I’m From a Small Town”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Aldean Soup with Biscuits

Selleck is one of Hollywood's most successful conservatives.

Riley Gaines Calls Megan Rapinoe Out On Live TV: “You’re a Traitor To Your Country”

Riley Gaines Calls Megan Rapinoe Out On Live TV: “You’re a Traitor To Your Country”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Worshiping a 5th-Place Loser14 Comments

Rapinoe walked out as soon as she said it.

Wheaties Cancels Megan Rapinoe Campaign: “We Only Put Champions on the Box”

Wheaties Cancels Megan Rapinoe Campaign: “We Only Put Champions on the Box”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Megan Rapinoe, Uncategorized8 Comments

The cereal has a 104 year history of promoting sports champions.

ESPN Cancels Rapinoe’s Post-Retirement Broadcasting Career: “She’s Too Toxic”

ESPN Cancels Rapinoe’s Post-Retirement Broadcasting Career: “She’s Too Toxic”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Megan Rapinoe

The network isn't interested in a toxic brand.

Nike Ends Partnership With Megan Rapinoe: “We Paid For a Champion”

Nike Ends Partnership With Megan Rapinoe: “We Paid For a Champion”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Megan Rapinoe

Rapinoe hasn't been at the top of the game in some time now.