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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Struggling Disney Giving Away Free Tickets So Parks Look “Less Empty”

Struggling Disney Giving Away Free Tickets So Parks Look “Less Empty”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDisney with Clarified Butter
If you want to have your kids groomed you can get in for free.
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Candace Owens Slams Megan Rapinoe: “You’re An Angry Toddler”

Candace Owens Slams Megan Rapinoe: “You’re An Angry Toddler”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Megan Rapinoe
Owens was surprised Rapinoe actually Zoomed in.
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Shaqille O’Neil Sets the Record Straight: “I’m No Democrat”

Shaqille O’Neil Sets the Record Straight: “I’m No Democrat”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inShaqtire
The superstar wants everyone to know where he stands.
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Ted Nugent And Kid Rock Are Teaming Up For A New “No Frills – No Lies” Variety Show

Ted Nugent And Kid Rock Are Teaming Up For A New “No Frills – No Lies” Variety Show

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUntrustworthy Gossip with Beet Juice
The duo will use satire, skits, and music to bring patriotic, God-fearing Americans a quality hour of television.
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Thousands of Patriots Swarm Disney for the “Largest Protest in Florida’s History”

Thousands of Patriots Swarm Disney for the “Largest Protest in Florida’s History”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inArtificial American Patriots13 Comments
Disney's management was completely unprepared.
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ABC Moves “The View” to Dreaded 7 AM Spot: “Let Them Compete With Morning Joe”

ABC Moves “The View” to Dreaded 7 AM Spot: “Let Them Compete With Morning Joe”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
After the news, while everyone drives, before retirees start their day. It's the kiss of death.
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Out of Options: Nobody Will Hire “Easily Triggered” Megan Rapinoe

Out of Options: Nobody Will Hire “Easily Triggered” Megan Rapinoe

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Megan Rapinoe8 Comments
The disgraced star has nowhere to turn for a post-soccer career.
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FAKE: No, Kid Rock Wasn’t Drinking a Bud Light In “Clearly Manipulated” Viral Image

FAKE: No, Kid Rock Wasn’t Drinking a Bud Light In “Clearly Manipulated” Viral Image

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inKid Rock Flavored Meth
The mainstream media took this one and ran with it.
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Oliver Anthony Turns Down $8 Million Target Endorsement: “I Won’t Sell My Soul”

Oliver Anthony Turns Down $8 Million Target Endorsement: “I Won’t Sell My Soul”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRewarding Oliver Anthony7 Comments
Target thought they could buy back some customers.
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Garth Brooks Breaks Down Onstage in Oklahoma: “They Wouldn’t Stop Booing”

Garth Brooks Breaks Down Onstage in Oklahoma: “They Wouldn’t Stop Booing”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Garth Brooks
Garth has had a tough few months.
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