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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Five NFL Players Removed From Their Games Under League’s New “No Anthem Kneeling” Rule

Five NFL Players Removed From Their Games Under League’s New “No Anthem Kneeling” Rule

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Kneeler Soup

The referees enforced the rule in almost every stadium.

Caesar’s Palace Ends Garth Brooks’ Vegas Residency: “His Shows Are Ghost Towns”

Caesar’s Palace Ends Garth Brooks’ Vegas Residency: “His Shows Are Ghost Towns”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Garth Brooks11 Comments

Things have gone way downhill since he called his fans a-holes.

NFL Coaches Vote Unanimously to Permanently Ban Anthem Kneeling: “It Stops Now”

NFL Coaches Vote Unanimously to Permanently Ban Anthem Kneeling: “It Stops Now”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Kneeler Soup

The time for that nonsense is over.

ABC Hires Tim Allen As Its “Conservative Programming Consultant”

ABC Hires Tim Allen As Its “Conservative Programming Consultant”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Rewarding Tim Allen6 Comments

"Hollywood can't keep denying that we exist."

Jets Head Coach Takes a Stand: “Put Kaepernick On The Practice Squad And I Quit”

Jets Head Coach Takes a Stand: “Put Kaepernick On The Practice Squad And I Quit”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Kaepernick Scones

'He's a troublemaker.'

Girls Swimming Team Refuses Lesson From Guest Instructor Lia Thomas: “We’ll Quit First”

Girls Swimming Team Refuses Lesson From Guest Instructor Lia Thomas: “We’ll Quit First”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot All Swimming Pools Matter10 Comments

They walked out and left Thomas speechless.

AOC Says Only Career Veterans Should Receive Healthcare Benefits

AOC Says Only Career Veterans Should Receive Healthcare Benefits

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot AOC with Spiced Rum5 Comments

Her stance is that she doesn't get 'free stuff' from her old jobs.

Roseanne’s New Show Will Premier After The Super Bowl on FOX

Roseanne’s New Show Will Premier After The Super Bowl on FOX

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Rewarding Roseanne Barr

The second most watched time slot of the year next to the game.

Bud Light Now Featured at Wharton, Yale, and Harvard as “How NOT To Run a Business”

Bud Light Now Featured at Wharton, Yale, and Harvard as “How NOT To Run a Business”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot The Bud Light Multiverse8 Comments

Bud Light is the perfect example of a business going woke...and ending up broke.

Entire Jets Offensive Line Will Walk If The Team Signs Kaepernick: “He’s Not Worth Protecting”

Entire Jets Offensive Line Will Walk If The Team Signs Kaepernick: “He’s Not Worth Protecting”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Colin Kaepernick

Kaepernick isn't a hero. He's a nuisance, and the O Line knows it.