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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Dem Senator Knope Caught Selling Ballot Printers

Dem Senator Knope Caught Selling Ballot Printers

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
The bust was the result of a months-long investigation.
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Matt Gaetz Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Sex Worker Union

Matt Gaetz Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Sex Worker Union

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSalacious Satire for Silly Sods
Gaetz claims sex workers humiliated him.
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Agents Confiscate Three Thousand Stimulus Checks at Border

Agents Confiscate Three Thousand Stimulus Checks at Border

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBowel-maxing Newsmax Satire, Illegal Satire So bad It Should Be
Federal investigators had been warning against an open border policy.
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Fox News Employees File Harassment Claims Against Tucker Carlson

Fox News Employees File Harassment Claims Against Tucker Carlson

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inInvestigative Satire
Is America's number one newsman being railroaded?
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Francis Orders All Georgia Churches Closed Over Voting Law Controversy

Francis Orders All Georgia Churches Closed Over Voting Law Controversy

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiblical Diseases With Satirical Ointments
The continuing outcry against the legislation will certainly harm the state.
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SCOTUS Ruling: Liberals Trampled on Mike Lindell’s Right to Free Speech

SCOTUS Ruling: Liberals Trampled on Mike Lindell’s Right to Free Speech

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatirical Election Fraud With Fingerling Potatoes
As all patriots know, the liberals and communists have completely shredded Mike Lindell's right to free speech!
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Confirmed: Trump Still Issuing Executive Orders from Mar-a-Lago

Confirmed: Trump Still Issuing Executive Orders from Mar-a-Lago

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatirical Powers Of An Orange Imbecile
He is busy every day at the Southern White House, putting America first and issuing many Executive Orders on a wide variety of very important topics.
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Democrat Bill Will Ban Public Sale of Ammunition

Democrat Bill Will Ban Public Sale of Ammunition

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBowel-maxing Newsmax Satire
Can't go after the guns? They'll go after your bullets.
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Trump Wrestles Control Of Deep State From Obama

Trump Wrestles Control Of Deep State From Obama

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDeep State Satire with 2 Olives, Silly Tater Satire
The shadow government is in good hands...for now.
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Psychiatric Journal Officially Classifies “Trump Support” as Mental Illness

Psychiatric Journal Officially Classifies “Trump Support” as Mental Illness

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBaby "Boom" Satire with Head Cheese and Avocado
The diagnosis is now a medical fact.
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