Our dear leader President Donald J. Trump has vowed to hold a huge rally on Inauguration Day instead of attending Joe Biden’s inauguration. And the treasonous mainstream media has announced that they will not be covering the patriotic rally!
All major networks — including Fox News — have issued a joint statement saying that on noon Eastern time on January 20, 2021, impeached, one-term, two-time-popular-vote-loser president Trump will be just another sleazy private citizen, and they will no longer cover his trailer-park circle jerks. Excuse me, his rallies populated by knuckle-dragging, racist, sister-humping morons.
Sandy Batt, a spokeswoman for MSNBC, pumped her fist in the air and exclaimed, “We’ve had to cover that pustule on the ass of American democracy for the last four years, and at noon on the 21st, he’ll be a nobody again. A nobody with a dramatically overinflated ego and a bunch of brainwashed cult members following him around — but a nobody nonetheless.”
Donald Trump Jr. tweeted in response to the announcement: “Forget about the networks! Tune in to OAN and Newsmax, where REAL patriots get their “news”! Pay no attention to anything negative about my sainted father!”
Trump himself — the turd who lost and won’t get the f*ck over it — was reported to have thrown his toy MAGA train at the wall of his nursery when told that his January 20 rally would not be aired on Fox, which will be covering the inauguration instead. “I told Jared to call Murdoch and make him cover ME ME ME but Murdoch didn’t listen. This is SO unfair,” Trump whined as Kellyanne Conway changed his diaper.
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