Whoopi Goldberg is at it again. It’s been a while since she said something ridiculous, so she was due. According to the queen of silly conspiracy theories, Elon Musk is directly responsible for the winter storm that turned a huge swath of America into an ice cube virtually overnight.

“He has all these companies and he messes with outer space,” said the clueless commentator, “and now he’s a Republican, too? What other evidence do you need?”

That’s the Left for you, patriots. They just come up with things that sound good, regardless of whether or not it’s true. Science doesn’t matter. Elon is against windmills and solar power because that’s obviously what actually causes all of this strange weather, plus they kill bald eagles.

Anything that takes out the nation’s bird, even if it is considered vermin and an affront to God in Leviticus, has to be an evil machine of the left. “We should be focusing on how to drill more oil and save the bald eagle,” said Musk, “but instead we’re worried about what Whoopi Goldberg thinks.”

Why does she have to interject herself into virtually everything? Musk is considering filing a suit against her for defamation. Fact-checkers are already looking into it.

God bless America.

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