Carlson Parted Ways With Fox Monday Morning

OAN’s News Director Died Unexpectedly Last Week

“Almost like it was meant to be,” said Carlson

Fox Stock tumbles 4 points

Washington, DC – Tucker Carlson and Fox News parted ways Monday morning in the wake of a lawsuit settlement that had the network telling nasty lies about the popular pundit. Within hours, Carlson had a verbal agreement with OAN to be its new Director of News, which also comes with a one-hour primetime slot.

“I’m pleased to represent my fans once again on a network that still has some integrity,” said Carlson, “I can promise you that OAN News will be the finest collection of topics chosen specifically for people who watched shows like mine.”

Carlson went on to thank his friends Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham for “always having his back” before Fox “put a knife in it.”

Carlson will continue to receive a paycheck from Fox for another two years and has signed an agreement not to sign with anyone else for that time period but he says that “as soon as that’s over” he’ll start captaining the OAN ship.

It’ll be well worth the wait, patriots. In the meantime, surely he’ll be filing some sort of lawsuit that asks for an ungodly amount of money. God Bless America.

14 Comments

  1. bob mckay

    i wont watch fox again as a old viet nam marine i thought tucker did a fine job i think fox is turning democrat

  2. Vivian A Reeser

    I’m one who loved what I THOUGHT was the “conservative” FOX! It seems to now simply be a HOODWINKED FALLACY; sayonara fox!

  3. Deborah Musson

    Murdock is a lib so Tucker is better off. I expect a few more will jump ship before too long. Maybe they’ll hire Lemmon, LOL

    • Lynn Kole

      God bless you, Tucker! I’ve been praying for you and it seems that God has your back! Let’s deep 6 Fox News and may the mainstays find better opportunities.

      • Dudley Jim

        Congratulations Tucker The Truth will Always Prevail. My wife and I watch your show every evening from New Brunswick Canada. God Bless you and your family. Prayers.

  4. Fred W.

    T think ‘perplexed’ is how I would describe my thoughts at the moment. It seemed as if Fox
    was building a Conservative ( with an open mind ) base ? Maybe not after all ?

  5. C Reid

    Well done, Mr. Carlson!
    Fox is owned, and it’s viewers who stuck around are now seeing who holds the keys.
    Could you use an assistant?

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