The rioting and looting in America has gotten out of control. It has gotten so bad that the President has decided to take drastic action in order to put an end to the lawlessness. One measure that President Trump has decided on is requiring all convicted rioters to 5 years of military service with 10 years of prison after their service concludes.

Below is an excerpt of the Presidential Order given to us by White House correspondent, Joe Barron:

“According to Statute 66-420 of the United States Constitution, the President has the authority to enforce harsher sentences during wartime. Since America is currently at war, President Trump is instructing the Department of Justice to hand out upgraded sentences to those convicted of rioting. These enhanced sentences will include five years of military service followed by a 10 year sentence on a military prison.

It is the hope of the President that this will discourage the lawlessness that has been seen in the country. It will also provide slave labor to the military industrial complex.”

This is the action of a strong President. Barack Obama let lawless reign supreme. Conservative rumors even say that he incited the violence himself. It is refreshing to see a President finally stand up against crime and continue to promote the values of fascism.

Republicans are already praising the order, saying “it’s the most patriotic thing they’ve ever seen.”

We would have to agree with their assessment, as there is nothing more American than silencing your opposition and forcing them into involuntary servitude.

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  1. Hello. I am Joe Biden. The rooters somehowingly managed to get on a helicopter, crash that helicopter by using the sheer power of jumping a lot, land in Japan, and now they own 5 BIG MOTOR establishments.

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