President Donald Trump, (we refuse to call him “former,”) has decided to make all of his exclusive clubs Democrat-free zones. The policy, which he instituted at Mar-A-Lago upon leaving Washington DC in January 2021, now extends to every Trump property in the country.
If Democrats want to hot the links at a Trump course or spend a luxurious night in a Trump suite, they’ll have to leave the country, and even then they may face resistance.
All guests will need to show their voter registration cards to stay. An NRA membership card or store credit from Cabela’s or Bass Pro Shops will also work. According to an insider at the Trump Organization, they don’t really care if ordinary people slip through, but they don’t want any highly-recognizable names sullying Trump’s stellar reputation.
People most affected will be Adam Schiff, who stays onsite at trump’s Chicken Ranch every time he’s in Nevada, Bill Clinton, who remains a friend of Trump because of their obvious guilt in the Epstein scandal, and Nancy Pelosi, who loves to empty the free mini bar at Trump establishments, complaining that items were unsatisfactory and demanding they be comped.
Trump says he’s had it with all of them. No more Democrats living large off of his dime. The free ride is over. Time to go get real jobs.
