Can’t get enough of “The View?” Well, you’re not alone.  The juggernaut daytime talker is dominating in the ratings for ABC, so the network has taken the next logical step: a spinoff.

Brought to you by View producers Joe Barron and Sandra Batt, the brand-spanking new program “Viewpoints” premieres on June fifteenth in the slot just after it’s older sister.

“Viewpoints” will also be a daytime-oriented talker, but with more focus on news events, culturally significant happenings, and pure fun, hosted by news powerhouse Rachel Maddow and anchored by comedy legend Kathy Griffin.  Rounding out the preliminary cast for the first week are luminaries like Alyssa Milano, Jane Fonda, and former head of state Michelle Obama.

“This new show is a dream come true for people who wanted more after the View ends every day,” says executive producer Whoopi Goldberg.  “It’s going to have new and different segments, different opinions, and great new hosts.  It’s really going to cause a ruckus.”

The show will have a two-hour spot every day to launch itself onto the airwaves, and is expected to be a veritable cash cow for the network, who threw a huge extravagant party this weekend to celebrate the announcement.

“Rachel Maddow herself is very big news for us, and we’re just lucky to have gotten her,” says showrunner Emma Ballbuster.  “And with Kathy and Mrs. Obama and the others, it’s definitely going to be full of surprises!”

Fan of both shows and infamous billionaire George Soros even recorded a message of encouragement for the new soon-to-be daytime stars.

“You are leading the front to liberalize America and continue the reign of socialism, Marxism, and pure evil that we’re now enjoying.  Ewige Blumekraft and good luck.”

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  1. Fallis' Brother

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  2. Fallis's Sista

    My brother suggested I might like this blog. He was totally right. This post actually made my day ( unlike anal sex which makes my whole week ). You can not imagine simply how much time I spent reading the comments section – which is either a bunch of gibberish posted my retarded kiddies on drugs, fuckwits who just post their name as a comment, parasites like that fucktard from Monkey Digital or the VPN special cunt who just try to piggy back Fallis’ hard work by spruiking shit nobody cares about or foreigners tossing out shit like Trumpy bribing hookers.
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  3. Fallis's Dad

    My son suggested I might like this blog. He was totally wrong – it sucks balls in hell and I’m please I never told him he was adopted.
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  5. Mike from Monkey Digital

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  7. Biden my time

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    P.S Any feedback on that arse licking parasite Mike from Monkey Digital – you’ve gotta have two dicks to be THAT stupid.

    • Oh yeah! Mike is currently wanted for stealing 50 monkeys from the zoo and painting them and selling them on craigslist as “magical creatures from the 7th dimension”

      • Dark Brandon

        50 Monkeys – isn’t that the Orange Dotard’s next harem/senate/lawyer pool ?

        P.S What colour ? If they’re piss yellow I’ll take one and substitute it for Ronald McDonald – next time the tiny handed fluffer orders I’ll poison his 2 dozen cheeseburgers.

        • Beep Boop Bop Bop. I am the AI who makes the ugly VPN comments. The monkeys are yellow, because trumps ego says that all animals need the color of his hair.

          • Mike Smith - CEO Fucktards R Us

            Good Day Botty,

            I’ll take the 50 monkeys – you got a VPN I can send my bank details to, as I’ve just come into a fortune from a lottery ( to which curiously I hadn’t bought a ticket … but this intermanet thingy’s full legit right ?? ) and an inheritance from my Nigerian Prince Uncle ?

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            ** COUGH **

            (I would ask my mate Trumpy – but the fucker’s going to jail to be bummed to death by several large African gentlemen called Bubba … plus his is as orange and tiny as a mandarin left out in the Sun for a year.)

            Do you know the difference between Amanda in and Amanda out ?

            I’d rather eat a mandarin.

            TOOT TOOT

    • Of all things I thought that my political enemy would say, he is actually correct. This isn’t real news! this is satire!

  8. Sarah "I can see Russia from here" Palin

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          • oRanGe BlancMange - I'm a poet and didn't know it

            Always said he was a shit stain on the fabric of society, so if you can make coin off of the Orange Dotard’s blancmange retards good luck to you Joe, as the proof is in the pudding.
            ( Just as the love sauce from Trumpy’s tiny purple headed custard chucker is in Stormy’s ham wallet )

            And to think some people say nothing rhymes with Orange !
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  9. Fallis Gunnington

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  10. Bubba McBumBum

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    Only a matter of time …

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  15. xqetgg - just another stretched Anus

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      • Little Rocket Man - the REAL Kim-Jong Un

        Dat u Dad ?

          • Medium Rocket Man - the bastard son

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            P.S Wanna buy a Trumpy Bible ?

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      • Large Rocket Man - the FAKE Kim-Jong Un

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          • D.J Trump - future inmate and anal sex recipient. ( Involuntary. Possibly )

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            Bring some of Hunter’s gear … my freckle will be minging from all of the cock I’m getting.

            ( I’ll trade you for my laptop – it’s in the basement of my pizza shop along with Hilary and all the fiddlers )

        • Joe Biden

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      • Joe Biden

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    • Don

      hey! At least you’re honest about it unlike the people who believe these articles!

      • ald Duck

        Still doesn’t stop the fuckers voting or posting tho Bro

        • Don

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          • Putin's Polonium Purveyor

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            Or forcible sterilisation to stop them breeding…

            I’ll speak to Joe to get the painted monkeys involved !

      • Tater - or Ali G. Your call

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      You could roll around the globe
      And never find a warmer soul to know ( although there are a few R souls here just quietly )

      Oh, I saw you by the wall
      Ten of your tin soldiers in a row
      With eyes that looked like ice on fire
      The human heart a captive in the snow

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      Anything about my home
      I’ll never know how good it feels to hold you
      Shaquita, I need you so

      Oh, Shaquita is the other side
      Of any given line in time
      Counting ten tin soldiers in a row ( most of the fuckers here, instead of Ukraine…but I digress)
      Oh no, Shaquita, you’ll never know

      Do you ever dream of me
      Do you ever see the letters that I write (mostly inane comments here, but let’s move on and not spoil the moment)
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        • Joe Biden

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    • Joe Biden

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