The George Floyd Statue has been removed from the National Mall.

The statue of George Floyd, the man from Minnesota who died of a drug overdose and then blamed it on a cop leaning on his neck, has been removed from the National Mall by order of the President.

“There’s no reason there should be a statue of someone whose image is used as a beacon for equality and change in the criminal justice system,” said Trump, “When we resist the urge to send them honey from our beautiful swamps, they should be thankful that what’s left is the bumble bee.”

“Did you know the bumble bee has the most powerful stinger in the world? He chooses not to use it. That’s a sign of weakness. If America was a bumble bee you can be sure that I would use its stinger to poison those who would poison our blood…I mean society. And then when they look in the mirror…of boy.”

“By the way did you know that mirrors were the cause of the fires? Giant mirrors they use all over LA called solar panels. They reflected the heat back up into the trees and you could just watch them explode. We flew over it and it was a sight. The kind of sight you have to have when you’re considering all of the options, which is what we’re doing, and we’re doing it very well.”

We had to cut the interview short there, but you get the gist. The headline is what matters, and the dumb things he says are just the weave. He’s a brilliant wordsmith and even better at Stratego. Nobody gets more double-word scores.

God Bless you, President Trump. And God Bless America.