In a stunning report, the USDA has announced that the price of eggs can be directly linked to the Biden administration. They had 200 million egg-laying hens destroyed because they “might” get the bird flu.
According to Orin McDonald, the Egg Inspector from the Egg Inspector’s Office, most of those birds were disease-free when they died.
“Sure, there was bird flu on all of the farms, but what if some of those birds made it? Even a small percentage might drop the price of a dozen by a nickel or two. But Biden wanted them all gone just to hurt the American people.”
We looked into it on Canada’s public health website, since the US sites are all down, and come to find out, even if the birds don’t show signs of the disease, they could pass it on through their eggs, which most people in blue states eat with runny yolks.
“It doesn’t make sense that they’d want to stop the disease since they created it to screw up another Trump presidency. But here we are.”
Blaming Biden for the price of eggs even after he left office is one of the monumental moments of the Trump administration. That and stopping the flow of misinformation from untrustworthy sites like the FDA and USDA.
President Trump said he was pleased with how things are going: “There are new studies that show that you can replace prescription medication with fish oil, which is a good reason to save them but not the stupid smelts from California. They were standing in the way of the flow of beautiful water. We made it happen.”
As always, the news is ridiculous, patriots. God Bless America.