In a volte-face, the Governor of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer, has called off an extremely important rally that the President desperately needed to attend.

Michigan has been the contentious battleground both for Republicans and Democrats, where Trump did well back in 2016. The decision was made because of complaints by the rally contractors, being “bilked” for services they have already executed in part, on behalf of the President.

They asked if Gretchen Whitmer could step in and be a mediator, she agreed and canceled the event forthwith.

I don’t believe that if you are the President of the United states you can go around stopping payment to people who have lives to lead and children to feed.

So, I’ve done what anyone else would have done. Stick it to the man and give the little guy support which is the Michigan way. So, because of the lack of attendance at these pity party of a rally I have decided to ask the stadium officials to cancel and revoke the Trump campaign license.

Michigan only will also be personally billing the President for ‘unpaid garnishers and work’ he has rebuked upon.”

As we all know, Gretchen Whitmer gained the President’s attention during the height of the global emergency where life-saving equipment was being held back by Trump under the direction of Jared Kushner’s response team, when Trump was quoted saying:

They don’t respect the President that’s all.

I’m looking for a please and thank you it doesn’t have to be in person, er it would be nice, if, well they could just bow now and again, thats all I’m saying, they just don’t have any respect for the President.”

He was even disparaging about Mrs. Whitmer calling her “that woman from Michigan!”

Governor Whitmer has used a little known bill for events stadiums where it states that all events must be accompanied by a projected forecast, preferably from the last rally where stadium officials can determine costs and crowd size.

The last Trump rally of tears went down like the titanic on speed, so, therefore, it was agreed, that a Trump rally in Michigan would be a liability that could lose revenue for local businesses because of belligerent Trump ‘cult-like’ fans descending onto the state.

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  1. Hello. I am Joe Biden. I can confirm that a comically large boat once crushed a crowd while a trump rally happened. Also, no people died during it, because it had my face on it and the pundits were lucky enough to walk away from it.

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