Taylor Swift Banned After ‘Crying on Twitter’

Another day, another ex-boyfriend, and another big hit song.  That’s just how it goes for pop star Taylor Swift.

After selling out her latest multi-million dollar tour across the globe, however, the sad-hearted songstress took to social media for a little sympathy with regards to her ugly breakup with latest former beau Joe Barron, a professional shrimp peeler from Queensland, Australia.

You may have danced to the newest track, “Bubba Gump Rump Bump”, but it’s still a sore subject to Taylor, who went directly on Twitter to explain her feelings to her millions of fans.

But that, in and if itself, was apparently enough for Twitter Czar Elon Musk to bring down the ban hammer on America’s favorite Swift right after Tom.  He made his emotions very clear minutes later in a hastily called press conference at Twitter headquarters.

“There is no crying in baseball, sex with Donald Trump, or Twitter.  I thought I’d made these things perfectly clear, but apparently Taylor Swift is assuming her crybaby liberal snowflake crap can pollute my airwaves.  Bye sweetie.”

Swift has not yet responded, but many fans are speaking of rumbles from MySpace following the previous censorship of Whoopi Goldberg and Steven King.  Could this be an uprising?  Come on, Tay Tay, just say it.