Since its inception in 1865, the United States Secret Service has been charged with protecting our nations leaders. For the first time in their storied 155 year history, they are refusing to do so.
“It is our sworn duty to defend the duly elected President and Vice President of the United States. In that spirit, we’ll stick to protecting Donald Trump and Mike Pence.”
These were the words spoken by the Grand Wizard-in-Chief of the Secret Service Harland Jefferson Davis-Sanders. They were echoed amongst almost every level of law enforcement in the country, from the FBI to local mall security after the Democratic candidate stole the election from the American people.
While it is unprecedented for the Secret Service to take such a stance, it is not without merit. To protect an unduly elected official takes away resources from where they are truly needed. The radical left has an obsessive hatred of Trump that is as dangerous as it is delusional. They took an oath to protect the president, and as far as they, and billions of Americans are concerned, Trump is still our president.
Biden expresses dismay over the decision but said he will remain undaunted in his duty to the American people. In an overly arrogant and disturbingly irresponsible statement to the press, Biden told reporters, “I’m a pretty good shot with my Walther PPK, and I know Kamala isn’t beyond whipping out the razor blades and Vaseline if shit starts going down. I think we can take care of ourselves.”
Despite his braggadocious comment, sources close to Biden say the criminal-in-chief has secretly contacted several people he feels are capable of assembling a new security detail for him. Names include Dog the Bounty Hunter, Russell Crowe, and the guy who played Hodor in Game of Thrones.
Chuck Norris declined Biden’s call.
