The Supreme Court has announced that it will hear arguments in the case of Donald J. Trump vs. Joseph R. Biden before the end of the current session. The vote to take the case before the full panel of Justices was 5-4, with Chief Justice John Roberts once again voting with the Godless liberals.
Justice Coney-Barret said that the case is second in importance only to overturning Roe v Wade, which she can now openly admit is her ultimate goal:
“We want Trump. And we want to end abortion. If we can’t control government and the people, what good are we as a party? This job has taught me that being ‘impartial’ is a load of crap. Look at Roberts. He’s ‘doing the right thing’ and it will probably cost him his job.”
ACB has also promised to hold a vote to recall Roberts to open the next session.
Justice Brett Kavanaugh said that there was no question in his mind that the case should be heard:
“The case should have been heard on January 6th, honestly. Sometimes I just wish they had succeeded and taken them all out. Then we could have used our God-given powers to appoint Trump President for life and do away with all this ‘Republic’ crap.”
All five of the conservative justices say they’ll sleep just fine once questions of legality no longer matter and someone else calls all the shots. Justice Alito has already purchased a bungalow in Cocomo for his very wealthy retirement, and Neil Gorsuch is poised to take over the American Oil Industry.
He’s gonna show those Marxists how capitalism really works and hand it over to Trump’s new government, so we can all look forward to $1.50 per gallon gas very soon.
And really, patriots…isn’t that all that really matters?
God Bless America.
