Rittenhouse Donates Nearly Half of the $22 Million View Settlement to Blue Lives Matter

Conservative superstar Kyle Rittenhouse, who successfully fended off dozens of hostile leftists during a riot, reportedly sent more than $2 million of his settlement from “The View” directly to Blue Lives Matter.

Rittenhouse is also expected to receive a formal apology from Whoopi Goldberg, who repeatedly called him a murderer on live television. She maintains that’s her opinion and doesn’t much care what Kyle thinks, but she’ll have to set that aside when she records the apology, set for later this week.

The $22 million is a landmark settlement opening the door for other people who have had mean things said about them to sue Whoopi and that nasty Joy Behar. With this kind of precedent, even Joe Scarborough has to be worried. Rittenhouse’s $2 million to BLM stings the left even more.

According to former Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, “That’s almost half. What an amazing young man.” DeVos did the math down to his disposable income after lawyer fees, living expenses, and allowable deductions under federal law, according to the best possible explanation we can come up with for why $2 million constitutes half of anything other than $4 million.

We’ve learned that since there is no actual Blue Lives Matter national charity, Rittenhouse may have been exaggerating. Then we found out about the Fox News verified chapter from Artubolls, Louisiana, which has collected more than $15 million for the fallen officers who lost their badges after posting death threats about a sitting Congresswoman because they fell for satire. So it was no exaggeration. What a guy.