Mike Lindell, better know as My Pillow Guy and super fan of President Trump, wins nomination for Speaker of the house in November. As you know, Nancy “the lush” Pelosi has come under considerable attacks for her insobriety and bad language of recent and will be up for reelection to win her seat back. Hold that thought Nancy, not so fast, My pillow guy just stepped into the fray!.
To be elected speaker, a candidate must receive an absolute majority of the votes cast, as opposed to an absolute majority of the full membership of the House – presently 218 votes, in a House of 435. Thats just happens in Mike.s bid for the senate and he got enough to win the nomination!
The my pillow guy got an over all majority of 219, in respect that everyone slept on his pillows sometime or other in their lives and that got him the nomination straight away! There were others opposing him but it was clear he wasn’t caught sleeping on his lorels to let a chance to be next to his favourite guy and fellow entrepreneur friend Donald J Trump.
In an Interview wth Susan Scott Nancy was beside her self with rage whilst swaying in her seat,
Nancy Pelosi: “It’s so disturbing to see someone get more votes than I dd when I first got to be speaker of the house. This guy isn’t even political, I suppose nor is the President either but, thats the GOP! They nominate some layman to make me angry. They know how I get when they nominate someone without experience and they laugh and giggle behind my back, I’ve heard them doing it! I don’t this this is legal and I for one will see if this is constitutionally legal. Why should we liberals be democratic about this charlatan. Ive slept on his pillows and yes they are good but speaker of the house is not like selling pillows for a living”.
Mike was very happy. about the news, in his office in down town Minnesota saying;
Mike Liindell: They tried to get me for crack covaine and now look at me you losers, f___ng morans ! I get the last ;laugh hey don’t I get the last laugh or what you gumbars! Hey have a sniff of this!” He flipped the bird and left for a late lunch and didn’t speak to us again.
Isn’t it great that someone who went from pillow guy to drug dealer back to pillow guy and then prison then the house is just the how the American dream should be dreamt?Prior to inventing MyPillow, Lindell launched and operated a number of small businesses including carpet cleaning, lunch wagons, and a few bars and restaurants in Carver County,Minnesota.During the 1980s and 1990s, Lindell was addicted to cocaine, crack cocaine, and alcohol, leading to foreclosure of his house, and his wife filing for divorce. Lindell stated that he achieved sobriety through prayer in 2009, and, since then, has been clean. This is certainly a Trump era success story every one should be sleeping on!
