Joe Barron is an ambulance-chasing Democrat from Pennsylvania who couldn’t help but brag about voting straight blue…14 times. Barron says most Democrats in the state vote at least twice, and the “really talented election spelunkers” hide a plethora of identities in the caves beneath the Keystone state.
“There’s this one guy named Steve from Indiana who turns Facebook profiles into real people, then we use them to vote. I had to change my clothes six times and wear 8 different hats. But it was fun. The guys who only have to do it twice are lucky, but they don’t make nearly as much cash.”
Reports from the state say a vote can earn a typical Democrat as much as $400 from a secret fund paid for by George Soros and a host of Hollywood elites. Barron also tries to get in several accidents while he’s out fraudulently voting as somebody else, which he says netted him more than $6 million in 2020.
The Justice Department says it’s not investigating any reports of election fraud at this time. Barron, whose real identity is still a mystery, may not actually exist, according to the FBI. Why wouldn’t they want to investigate someone who might actually say these things if he’s not just an urban legend? One word: Joe Biden.
Let’s hope the investigations are swift and he’s impeached as quickly as possible.
