If you listen to the mainstream conservative media, whether it’s the turnip with chipmunk cheeks, Tucker Carlson on Fox News, or the blathering saying-the-same-exact-things talking heads on talk radio, you’ve probably heard the mantra.  “Joe Biden will be paying 450,000 dollars to each and every illegal alien attempting to enter our country.

Let’s get the story straight.

“Is this straight enough sugarplum?”

What happened is that many families, in the area of about 900 or so, who were seperated at the border while attempting to LEGALLY cross, were seperated, as due to the policy under the Trump administration.  Not Obama.  Trump.  Many have still not yet reunited.

The legal outlets seek recompense, sure.  The problem is, if one case is permitted to go forth, it could result in millions of dollars as a settlement.  The frothing-at-the-mouth dipshit contingent would flip their collective wigs, and the precedent would be set for a high return.

In journalisticating this tale, ONE person in the know let leak that Biden was considering a joint payout of $450,000.  One.  It was probably that rat bastard Lenny in the Department of Transportation.  He’s the skinny idiot who talks to himself when he eats lunch alone in his car.

“Yeah, gimme the nuggets, and double up on that goopy shit ya dip em in.”

At any rate, absolutely no decision has yet actually been made on this unfortunate decision, which, like many others including exiting Afghanistan, was dumped on Biden by Trump and his ragtag band of hideously stupid Chicken McDickheads.

Will the policy encourage even MORE illegal immigration?  It’s doubtful, since we no longer have that policy, and uncle Joe can’t just professionally apologize for the orange wamppig forever.

So the next time you hear or see this stunning bit of conservative bumblemuck, just keep in mind, it falls squarely under making America great again by fixing the idiotic crap that the latest Republican has dropped steaming, all over the country.  Hey.  It’s just business.

A SMART businessman would get that.