Subway Jared, the guy convicted of moving a mountain of child pornography, just got out of jail after serving half of his sentence in a private prison in Ohio. The Democrats who protected him and made sure he was safe inside have now given him a job as a canvasser for local political candidates.
The story broke in a small town outside of Cleveland when a woman who eats a lot of sandwiches recognized Jared and asked him to leave her property. She has several young children and she said he was “smiling at her like a real creep.”
The local Democrats say they have no idea what we’re talking about and that Jared is in prison until at least 2029, which means not only did they hire him but they sprung him early. The woman got the license plate of the car she thought he was driving but it turned out to be hers. There were no other witnesses, but this woman, whose name we’ve agreed to withhold for her own protection, swore and a bible with her other hand on a flag.
Fogel’s attorney says he’s pretty sure he’s still in jail but hasn’t checked since the trial ended and he “showered off the grossness” of ever having been associated with him. We’ve put in several calls to find out what’s actually happening, but sadly there’s little information available. If you live in the suburban Cleveland area and you spot Fogel, he could be working for the Democrats or he could be an escaped fugitive. Either way, don’t let him babysit your kids.
God bless America.
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