Bill Gates is Buying Hundreds of Burned Up Lots in Maui for “Pennies on the Dollar” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized He plans to build a new "global facility" on the island.
Riley Gaines Beats Lia Thomas For the Last Spot on the Pro Tour: “She Never Gave Up” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAll Swimming Pools Matter11 Comments This could be the feel-good story of the decade.
Jason Aldean Refuses $1M Paycheck To Sing The National Anthem at the Super Bowl: “I’ll Do It For Free” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inHero Fetish Sandwiches with Pickle Chips13 Comments What an outstanding guy.
Oliver Anthony Walks Away: “Music and Politics Don’t Mix – I Quit” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inOliver Anthony Fan Fiction9 Comments He regrets being claimed as a prize by pundits on both sides of the political spectrum.
Oliver Anthony Turns Down $100K to Sing the National Anthem: “I Sing That Song For Free” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRewarding Oliver Anthony11 Comments The Super Bowl approached the singer with its standard rate - he declined.
Oliver Anthony Will Solo The National Anthem At The Super Bowl Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRewarding Oliver Anthony8 Comments He refused the $100K payout - 'My love for America doesn't have a cost"
Struggling Disney Giving Away Free Tickets So Parks Look “Less Empty” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDisney with Clarified Butter If you want to have your kids groomed you can get in for free.
Candace Owens Slams Megan Rapinoe: “You’re An Angry Toddler” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Megan Rapinoe Owens was surprised Rapinoe actually Zoomed in.
Shaqille O’Neil Sets the Record Straight: “I’m No Democrat” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inShaqtire The superstar wants everyone to know where he stands.
Ted Nugent And Kid Rock Are Teaming Up For A New “No Frills – No Lies” Variety Show Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUntrustworthy Gossip with Beet Juice The duo will use satire, skits, and music to bring patriotic, God-fearing Americans a quality hour of television.