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DOGE Clawed Back A $19 Million Grant to Whoopi Goldberg for “Promoting Diversity” on The View

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In a stunning reversal, the Department of Government Expenditures (DOGE) has announced that it is rescinding a $19 million grant that was allegedly awarded to actress and talk show host[Click to Tate]

Trump Orders All Pride Flags Removed from Classrooms Nationwide

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In a sweeping directive aimed at restoring what he calls “traditional American values,” former President Donald J. Trump has announced that all Pride flags must be removed from classrooms across[Click to Tate]

DOGE Stopped More Than a Dozen Grants to BLM for Over $120 Million

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In what officials are calling a major crackdown on government waste, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has announced that it has halted more than $120 million in grants meant[Click to Tate]

Harrison Ford Says He’s Done His Last Woke Movie

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In a shocking announcement that has left Hollywood scratching its collective head, legendary actor Harrison Ford has declared that he is officially done with woke movies. There’s just one problem:[Click to Tate]

Trump Orders the Keystone Pipeline to Transport Only American Oil

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In a move that has confused engineers, delighted his base, and caused multiple physics professors to throw up their hands in despair, former President Donald J. Trump has officially ordered[Click to Tate]

DOGE Will Start Deducting Lawmakers’ Fraudulent COVID Payments from Their Retirement Accounts

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In a stunning move that absolutely no one approved, the Department of Government Expenditures (DOGE) has announced that it will begin forcibly deducting fraudulent COVID relief payments from lawmakers’ retirement[Click to Tate]

Pam Bondi Convenes First Grand Jury Over the Malicious Prosecution of President Trump

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In what legal scholars are calling “the most important case since someone sued McDonald’s for hot coffee,” former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi has convened a grand jury to investigate[Click to Tate]

Nearly $300 Million in USAID to Ukraine Funneled Through Biden Family Shell Companies

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In what is being called “the most explosive investigative report since someone on Facebook claimed they saw Elvis at a Waffle House,” self-proclaimed investigative journalist Joe Barron has uncovered shocking[Click to Tate]

Biden Paid Bill Gates $7 Billion for the COVID Jab Even Though They Knew It Didn’t Work

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In what experts are calling “the greatest scam since gas station sushi,” leaked documents reveal that Joe Biden authorized a $7 billion payment to Bill Gates for the COVID-19 vaccine—despite[Click to Tate]

Official Logs Show Barack Obama Spent More Time at the White House in 2024 Than Joe Biden

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In a revelation that has shocked absolutely no one paying attention, newly released White House visitor logs indicate that former President Barack Obama has spent more time in the White[Click to Tate]