Allysa Milano’s career wasn’t exactly the most impressive thing ever. She was in a couple of shows and makes a name for herself as an activist, and she is incredibly hot at 50, but she wasn’t exactly knocking them dead at the box office.
Since her little attention grab with Elon Musk, however, things have gotten much worse.
Milano took to Twitter, ironically, to cry that nobody will give her a job since she humiliated herself over an electric car to “make a point.” Milano supported the Nazis over an American company and then left her car running in a posh Soho neighborhood, only to have it catch fire. Now, she faces lawsuits from both Volkswagon and Tesla, as well as the owner of the Chevy parked behind her when her “woke” car went up in flames.
Now that she’s the laughingstock of Hollywood and New York City, her only recourse is to cry to her fans. So far, she’s collected nearly $1.2 million in donations to “get her by” while she battles Musk and the Germans. It’s almost as if karma came knocking for some reason.
We reached out to Ms. Milano but she told us she was “too depressed to comment.” She also noted that none of this would be happening to her had we not invented it in the first place, but we’re not the ones who made a big deal out of buying a Volkswagon, okay lady?
Sheesh. Liberals. They’re so needy.
God bless America.
Is this satire?
Well – “The Dunning-Krueger Times” might be a clue…
Not for everyone, unfortunately.
You alienated half of your potential audience with your crazy leftist rants. You earned your unpopularity, own it.
Why would anyone give money to her, There are many others who deserve it more than some spoiled celeb!!
I used to think she was so beautiful, now when I look at her it’s just disgust.
Her net worth is around 10 million dollars. She needs NO help with money. Mental health wise maybe.
Maybe Harvey Weinstein can do a little something for her?
Kind of hard while you’re serving time.
correct.
I have some advice……go with the MILF angle now your “acting” career is in the shitter. Would love to see those jugs no doubt about it. Just don’t open your mouth…..POSE only !!
As a MILF? Wow really sully the conversation huh? PERV.
WHAT! HOW? JOHN GET YO SILLY WILLY WHAT DA HECK EDP AHH OVER HERE. YOU WILDIN TO THE MAX BOY YES IM SAYING BOY NOW WHO CARES GET A LIIIIIIIIIFE!
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato… enough said.
correct. Truly inspiring. I filled the potato up. Time to go to town, probably new jersey.
First, do your research. If Milano had done this before buying the VW, it might have saved her from looking like an idiot again.
Second, if you do not know how to voice your concern on social media, then don’t do it. If you want to say something meaningful, hire a professional. A professional will most likely have caught your problem before your concern hit the social media because professionals do their research.
Third, be prepared for some backlash when using social media. If you do the first, or use the second, then the backlash should be minimal. Then maybe you will be taken seriously enough to find a job in Hollywood.
Give her a break.
I agree. Just give her a break.
the only nazis are the publishers of this page
Correct! ALLOD is how they say hello in germany!
You guys are sick on here. You wish you had her resume. A few shows? I’d love to see what Tony Danza thinks of your hatchet job. You guys better beware. He’s still packed and probably could knock a few of you on your butts. Be careful.
you’re making a very good point. This site is satire though.
melissa…..you need to re-examine your political position and your priorities…
your name is gene corpus because your genes died when you were 5.
2 funnny. Who cares. go redeem yoursel in the waters of lake minnetonka and voluntteer at the local soup kitchen you be alright foo.
you’re NOT Mr. T. You don pitty no one! You the foo!
I once thought this broad was the bee’s knees and as scrumptious as koondingy strudel. However, having read what she said about good ol’ Elon Musk, the inspiration for my morning launch of a dozen-million tadpoles squirting upon my well-toned hairy chest, no longer belongs to Ms. Alyssa Milano. Rather, the inspiration that keeps me cumming is the thought of Beaver Cleaver’s momma, bent over her 1950s kitchen counter, wearing nothing but her clean-shaven birthday suit adorned with French perfume, a stunning 24k ankle bracelet, and areolas the size of her Sunday morning buttermilk biscuits – yummy. Now then, don’t fret Elon, you’ve got mighty warriors on your side, Bubba!
this comment should be put in an actual museum. GYATT.
Next time can you include the link to her tweet where she was crying so I can jump on it and laugh at her?
ok. It’s at goatse.me
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