Alyssa Milano is a mess.

After her Twitter battle with Elon Musk ended horribly, she went on a crusade to smear the good names of Ted Nugent and Kid Rock and nearly set a Soho neighborhood on fire with her Volkswagon.

All of the drama has caused the Hollywood elites to turn their back on her. NBC canceled her “Who’s the Boss” reboot, which left poor Tony Danza out in the cold.

“Not to worry, she told me,” Danza said, “I’ll sell this thing for twice as much to Netflix.” Netflix, along with every other streaming service and network, has declined to sign the show.

“Maybe she should try to reboot ‘Charmed’ instead,” said Hulu CEO Joe Barron, “Shannen Doherty isn’t exactly available, but the hot chick from ‘Picket Fences’ should be free. I doubt Rose McGowan would be interested, but maybe that Wednesday Addams girl will be available.”

Milano hasn’t returned our request for comment, electing instead to send out a blanket message on Instagram thanking her fans for still having a crush on her 38 years later. “I’m sure those who grew up knowing my face will be happy to watch my new show, wherever it may land,” she said.

Seems a bit pretentious, but hey…where’s the lie? God Bless America.

496 Comments

  1. David
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    February 10, 2023,

    She can pound sand. And NO I don’t have a Crush on her anymore. NOBODY and I mean NOBODY should push their Politics on anybody. She obviously thinks because she is “a STAR” she can bully her way. Hero worship should not be a thing. I am talking about athletes, Hollywood types, Musicians. I worship no one but the Lord. These people ARE just people, they put their pants (figuratively) one leg at a time.

  2. Thomas Smith
    Reply
    March 13, 2023,

    She is sooooo woke
    Everyone is sooooo tired of her crazy illogical rants.
    She’s a known satanist, a witch, which is fine.
    But this woman supports anything evil and supports Nothing that is good.
    She HATES men, just listen to her
    Just saying

  3. Samuel Chappell
    Reply
    March 14, 2023,

    What I cannot get over is when Senator Ted Cruz from Texas had to sit Alyssa down in order to explain the difference between a semi – automatic gun versus a fully automatic assault gun. That was so ridiculous, and what makes it even worse is that many of the “woke” individuals still believe that the “AR” in AR – 15 means “Assault Rifle.” An AR – 15 is just like a GLOC 0.9 mm pistol except that the GLOC can kill a person from a lesser distance because a 0.9 mm bullet is bigger than a 0.22 mm bullet from an AR – 15. You would have to get at point blank range in order to kill a person with a 0.22 mm bullet fired by an AR – 15 rifle. I had a 0.22 mm rifle around my house for shooting possums. I had to shoot them 2 to 3 times just to kill one of them. Go Figure.

    • Chris
      Reply
      August 23, 2023,

      What are you talking about? An AR-15 fires either .223 caliber or a 5.56 mm round. An AR chambered in 5.56 can fire .223, but not vice-versa. Next, it’s Glock, not GLOC. The round you are referring
      to is 9 mm, not .9 mm. Many Glocks are chambered in 9 mm. Many are not. Do a little research. You are embarrassing yourself.

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