You probably haven’t noticed, what with all the Christmas shopping, holiday cheer and winter merriment going on, but your local Walmart retailer has a big empty space in the back towards the garden section.

That big space wasn’t always empty.  Last year, it held statues of Jesus and wise men, little wooden mangers and babies, and small goats and animals. Nativity scenes, in simpler terms.

Why are they gone?  Well, it’s not just Wally World.  Thanks to President Joe Biden passing the Lee/Lifeson/Peart act, proposed by Senator Sandra Batt, Walmart, Target, Kmart, hell, even Lowes are no longer allowed to sell religious materials in their stores

Does that seem right to you?  Goddamn it, no.  We asked a few regular and normal patriots what they thought of this new process.

“This is infringing on my religious liberty,” remarked Clete Torris of Queefblast, New Jersey.  “What the hell am I gonna do, BUILD my OWN?”

“That Lee/Lifestone whatever act sounds just like the act of a communist socialist Hitler,” said Joe Konders of Western Deadwood, Montana.  “All them demoncrats is, because I seen it on a meme.”

But it might have been little twelve year-old Liz Bian of Cousinporker, Oklahoma who said it best.

“If there ain’t no Jesus Chrisk in his manager, how we gonna know to rebel against the gubment?  Do they expect us to put the Easter Bungie in there?”

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